Come Together for "The Bruiser"

No team can compete without proper equipment. I'm pretty sure that's why we lost so many games last year. It wasn't because we couldn't hit, catch, throw, run or remain sober for the duration of a game - it was because we didn't have really cool equipment - specifically, a bat.

After asking people to let me know if they had any bats and/or balls and not getting any response, I have decided that it's time for action.

An exhaustive search has resulted in the discovery of a little thing called "The Bruiser." With it's 34 inches of pure aluminum power, totally bitchen logo and pleasingly moderate price, it's the perfect bat to put the Solid Gold Hits over the top.

It's $69.99 from the Sports Authority and I'll be starting a donation jar at my desk if you're interested in investing in the future of our team. With the deal we got on registration, I'm sure you can find a few extra pennies to toss into the jar. I mean, look how cool this bat is.