Siino Appointed to Team Mom

Libby Siino (seen here in an artist's rendition) has been appointed to the position of Team Mom.

Just like real Team Moms in little league, it will be Siino's job to cheer us on and encourage us even though, secretly, she is ashamed of us and knows we'll never amount to anything. In addition to being a cheerleader, her tasks will include securing tables at the post-game drinking destination and collecting money for post-game food. She will also complete other logistical tasks as needed.